Tuesday 31 July 2007
hmm some jokes to cheer up....
sorry dont mean to be racist...

how do banglas communicate with each other?
through infra-red!


(u know the red dots on their foreheads?)

or through bluetooth
the chip is installed inside that turban


nothing much to post today...
just posting to increase post count haha

Sunday 29 July 2007

Friday 27 July 2007
80th post!
today was in a rush that..

1: i forgot to bring my tie
2: did not bring ingredients
3: did not use wax spray

lucky zheeeehad an extra tie....
today i also found out that holding back ur tears will make u feel terrible

came up with another guitar crash investigations..
part II

6 minutes to disaster
zheeee, me and justin
were going to justin's house
for guitar
zheeee went back to his house to take
his 2 guitars...
one classical one acoustic
and soon we headed to justin's house

7:30pm
we touched down at justin's house (lol)
justin opened the gate

7:33pm
zheeee wanted to show off (again)
and play some song i don't know
that needed capo

7:34pm
zheeee struggles to put on the capo on his acoustic
during that time,
his capo was the cheap lousy one
weak quality and hard to put on
all of a sudden..
there was a loud snap
zheeee was seconds from diasater

7:35pm
zheeee's high e string snapped
if not for the capo,
zheeee's hand would be cut
zheee cries "arghhhhhh!!!!!"

7:36pm
zheeee was so upset about the lost of his e string..
that he took his guitar
and in rage guitar smashed it on the floor
the guitar was in pieces

fortunately, no one was hurt during this incident
apart from an e string and a poor guitar
from this incident..
we learn that if strings were exposed to high tightness
it will snap
common sense lol


on the way home..
after alighting from the bus...
guess what happened when i JUST stepped into 7-11
yes omg i cant believe it!
the shop was playing
only one
what good luck
so i purposely stayed around to listen to the song
by circling around pretending to not find the drinks section..

20 more post...
and 2 blogskins coming up lol


EDIT!!
thanks to zheeee for reminding me lol
ya so after assembly...
we wanted to roam to 2d to showoff
i mean rockoff
but!
some prefects or ssc members were taking the room
for some meeting....
and 2c is taken for detention room...
2a 2b used up by higher mother tongue...
so.....
we just went around the whole school
and we saw smoke on the water!
i didnt know you can play guitar while walking around
without the strap
me and zheeee were playing/perfroming outside the toilet
collecting money from people

thats all i think

Thursday 26 July 2007
79th post!
thank god for the cold weather now
its 10 times better than the hot season...
feeling very tired..
but tommorrow is guitar day!
a glorious day to play
and teach john kickapoo...
i didn't i was so powerful
that i made john guitar crazy...
and teach him the fake f chord
(zheeee's gonna kill me for this)

yesterday me and zheeee came up with
our very own version of guitar crash investigations...

8 minutes to disaster
zheee was getting ready to play master exploder
on his guitar...

7:40am..
he gets ready...
setting up his guitar and taking out his soft pick

7:41am..
he begins to warm up with a few simple chords...
unknowingly damaging the pick....

u see.....a pick is made of plastic...
and a soft pick is no exception...
its 0.45mm..
YES
its really thin...
so zheeee went on strumming hard...

7:45am
a crowd gathers and begins to hear zheeee showing off...
he plays master exploder..
E G D E G D E G D


7:46am..
the strings of his guitar are visible
and are glowing red hot....
the colour of metal being melted
seconds later
zheee's pick finally gave way
it broke into i dont know how many zillion fragments
thanks to the momentum of the pick...
the strings still continue to play...

7:47am..
the strings begin to catch fire...
slowly spreading to the rest of the guitar..
scientists guitarists call this the trench effect

7:48am
zheeee's guitar is completely on fire now...
because of the boost from the flames,
zheeee's guitar rocketed out and lauched
4 metres up in the sky before exploding
passer-bys were anstonished at the nice fireworks
the wreckage of the guitar later falls down
into residental area...i mean parade square area

dozens were injured...some dead
now using technology that no camera can go through..
we begin to investigate the series that happened to this mayhem

blah blah

upon closer study,
we discovered something called plastic fatigue
u see normal strumming patterns have a sort of 1 sec delay
so the pick bends up and down moderately
this has no effect whatsoever
but if the pick were to get strummed at 0.01 sec delay,
this breaks the aerodynamics of the pick....
with massive bending of the pick,
the plastic eventually wears down and gives way...
so there u have it
haha

morale: do not strum really fast

Saturday 21 July 2007
saturday tutition day...
78th post too
today justin couldn't make it...
maybe because he has..
sg tournament
canoing?
or whatever stuff hes doing
went to zheeee's house early
to restring guitar
restring also has another meaning..
which is destroying
ur guitar

so this is what a guitar sees through the sound hole...
hmm..

inside of the guitar....pure wood!

omg no string!
finally i can clean the finger board!

wow u can put ur whole hand
through the hole now

oh and i figured which knob is which string
like finally
strings are now new and clean
no rust whatsoever
and they are smooth too
now no more friction when sliding yay

after tuition went back to zheeee's house
to retrieve guitar and learn some strumming stuff...
and we discovered
that playing with a mini spotlight is so fun
since yew tee park is dark
and there are people jogging
u can flash the touchlight
and give joggers the feel like they on stage
the whole thing is funny
lucky the house is dark too
so they cant see us
but we almost got caught however
the small children went to follow the light
and fell down lol

ahh and we also took pics of zheee's holy "$3000" guitar
(actually 300)




yay i wrote a long post!

Friday 20 July 2007
77th post!
home econs instead of concentrating
we boys talk about...
hair LOL
ya
xuan yu is the only one who never put on anything
first time i saw zhi yuan spike hair too...
he put wax spray too on the side
today is the first day i use wax spray to school
but only on the front
cause afraid if i use too much
then will sure get caught

after home econs...
we went to the toilet..
to style hair
literature manage to cover 1 page only...
it training i didnt learn anything..
so i just messed up the 3d model thing

today i also realised that 2D
(zheeee's class)
is errr competitive?
while learning boulveard of broken dreams
strumming pattern
the other boys overshadowed me
yea including joel
then i played back "master exploder"
people at zheee's class were looking at him like.
-.-"
oh and some said
"shut up la i know u very pro zhi"
then because of "master exploder"
where u need to strum damn fast
when i say fast i mean it..
really fast like 0.1 sec delay
my finger (dunno whats the name)
between little and middle finger hurts

thats it i think
remaking my neon thing

Monday 16 July 2007

my horriblily vandalised calculator lol
my finger got cut by my stupid e string...
and it's rusty...
too much practising romance de amor is bad...
yup it's the so called promotion song..
as said by zheeee
do it and get promoted to advanced level
and show-off!

zheeee's blue "pick of destiny"
(the blue copper II suphur)
broke into half when he strummed a few times...
sad
at least he got a crystal..
mine is somewhere lost in the machine?
or dissolved together with the clothes

Sunday 15 July 2007
today went to watch harry potter V!
it's really cool...
only the fight scenes were cool though
but they were short
zheeee bought a voodoo doll...
called i not ninja lol

after hairy bladder
we went to arcade
played ghost squad and thrill drive
trashed zheeee in thrill drive 3 by 300m...
justin was pro...
he soloed ghost squad...
with just
1 credit!
saw alot of pros...

daytona:
wow he managed to substain his drift
he drifts like....
he can connect his drifts together
and all his drifts
are nice to watch

some dancing game i dunno whats the name so dont ask me:
omg 700 combo and all perfects!

x-square closed down..
and another arcade is coming up i think...
25 more posts to go
damn my post is short

Saturday 14 July 2007
today's saturday..
usual tuition usual guitar
i edited the picture using photoshop using the last neon pics
such that it ended up..
like this...

cool eh?
if u ask me why the beams aren't straight...
it's because..
on that fateful night
when me zheee and justin were making neon pics
they waved the lights like...
legacy
i mean anyhow waving such that
it was very shaky
so it ended up bendy ( dunno whether such a word exists)
oh and before the chinese tuition
zheeee kept poking french fries into my extra cheeseburger
now my burger has spiky hair
and lots of holes...
didnt know the paper wrapping was so weak

Thursday 12 July 2007
i just realised something in school today...
yesterday i forgot to take out the crystals out of my pocket....
the uniform is probably washed by now....
guess im crystal-less


yes another song composed today...
we're getting good at this lol
this is beelzeboss remix by again tenacious d our favourite band

I am respawned!
Fuckkkkkkkkkk
Yes you are fucked
Gun out of luck
now im respawned and my bullets you will suck
this map will be mine
and ur first in line
you brought me the coin and now you both shall die!

Waiittt waiittt waiittttt u fucking sprayer
we challenge you to a duel!
give us one chance to own ur socks off

Fuck! Fuck! Fucckkkk!
My Esc button prevents me
from leaving into the game lobby
what are your terms?
whats the cattchhhh?

If we win...
you must give us premiums free of charge
and also you will have to join our clan

And what if i win?
Then u can take Zheeee to your clan....
what?!
trust me zheeee...it's the only way..
to be your exp giver

Fine...let the duel begin!
Muahahahaha
I'm the sprayer i love spraying (duh lol)
Check this rifle it's fucking ownage
I'm the sprayer i can do what i want
whatever duel im gonna flunk
there's never been a duel i havent won
I can't wait to take zheeeee back to my clan
I'm gonna make him level down to 1
I'm gonna make him a fucking noob

Noooo!
Come on Zheeeee bring the shotgun

There's just no way that we can win
his rifle is fucking accurate
He sprays too hard because he's not a mortal man
God damn it Zheeee!
He gonna make u his exp slave
You gonna level down many ways
Unless we charge a massive canopus coin
Dude...
we been through so much shit...
Tked and Backstabbed you with my sword
Now it's time to own this sprayer down

Come on Zheeee now it's time to ss doors down
I hear you obi now it's time to ss doors down
Light up the map cause it's time for a showdown
We'll throw flash bangs and make it a bright town
Now we got to own this sprayer down
He's gonna delvl me if we dont ss doors down
Come on Zheeee now it's time to ss doors down
Im with you obi it's time to ss doors down

Hey nooby sprayer, Stanrly Moo!
We know your weakness, our half stepping moves
We bf your around, and own ur mind
We will defeat you, for all k-kind
You hold the rifle, we hold the sword
You are the sprayer we are the K

We are the K (repeat i dont know how long)

You guys are fucking hacking!
Come on Zheeee you're coming back with me
Taste my bullet fucker!

Noooo!
Oh fuck! My fucking rifle, oh no!
From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, respawned again!
Noooooo
Fuck you Zheeee and fuck you obi!
I'll get you ZAFTalliance!
----------------------------

Ahh and here's another song...lol
again by tenacious d (tenac rocks)
Tune to the song Tribute...

This is the greatest and best duel in the world....
Tribute..

A long time ago....
Me and my buddy Zheeee here..
We was bfing down, a long and lonesome town...
All of a sudden...
They came a nooby sprayer...
In the middle...of the map....
AND HE SAID
"Get out of this gameroom, or i will own both of you"

Well me and Zheeee...
we looked at each other...
AND WE SAID
"Never"

And we did the first moves that came to our head...
just so happened to be...
the best moves in the world...
the best kstyle moves in the world...
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
Whos gonna get own and who's gonna leave
It was destiny...
Once in a hundred years did a move came along
where the sword goes slash
and the gun goes bang
woahhh

Needless to say...
The sprayer was owned...
A quick click of his fucking mouse
And the sprayer was done
He asked us *snort*
"Be you hackers?"
And we said nay...
we are but players
own onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
onnn...
onnnn

This is not...
the greatest moves in the worldd
this is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest moves in the world...
NO this is just a tribute
It's the greatest moves in the world
The greatest moves in the world

Bang slash bang slash x6

And the particular thing is this my friends
the moves that we done that fateful game
it didn't actually looked like this one

This is just a tribute
you gotta believe it
and i wished u were there
----------------------------

ah i forgot the rest of the songs...
well you can listen to the original songs..
typing this far made my fingers hurt
another post closer to 100.

Wednesday 11 July 2007




today composed another song at the canteen in the morning!
note this song is not out to insult eminor
just that cant find any other name that suits this song well
this song is in the tune of "The Government Totally Sucks" by tenacious d again!

Eminor totally sucks you motherfucker
eminor totally sucks


Leader Zheeee was a sprayer indeed
he liked to spray when he got an automatic
he was a noob but if he was here today
ZAFTalliance would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about Eminor
(a huh)
they're fucking up the gunz-enviroment
(say what?!)
They're taking away all the professionals
(yeah)
And making them fucking sprayers!

Eminor totally sucks you motherfucker
eminor totally sucks
(you calling me motherfucker?)
eminor totally sucks
(oh eminor)

Cause gunz loving freedom
it's just a little kstyler's sword away
and if we all hold hands together
we'll bring back gunz online
the gunz online (substain for like 5 counts?)
bring back the gunz....
eminor totally sucks!


i got bored so i made another pose...
this time no dual smg..
now with katana!




yeah and on the way back in 7-11...
the shop was playing a special song...
yes it is WELCOME TO MY LIFE!
hooray!
28 more posts to go

Tuesday 10 July 2007

Monday 9 July 2007
ahhhh 70th post lol
me and zhi edited another song today..
kickapoo by †enacious D

a long ass fucking time ago
in a game called gunz online
there lived a humble e styling clan
spraying through and through
but yay there was a k styler and he knew just what to do
his name was young zheeee and refused to step in line
a vision he did see of bfing all the time
he mastered k style and all the planets did align

oh superion*'s balls were blazing as i bfed into the cave
then i ssed his fucking large skull with breaker 6 and 7
twas i who killed superion shot a lie shot fuckaloo
and if u try to challenge me then i shall challenge u too
gotta bf in the party zone
i gots to shoot bullets in the party zone
gotta dash in the party zone
gotta own noobs in the party zone

*loud scream*

u disobeyed my orders zheeee why did u ever join?
my members spray 10 times better than you
gms loves him more
this kstyle that u do for us comes from the depths of korea
kstyle's the hackers work
he wants you to get banned
you'll become the #1 player
korean* will pull the strings
ur fingers will lose direction
and ownage it will bring
u better spray u better roll
u're demoted for a week with no payroll
dont let me see ur bf dont let me see u ss
u better spray when ur in my clan

*silence*

korean can u hear me
i am lost and so alone
im asking for ur guidance
will u come down from ur throne
i need a good tutor
who will teach me how to kstyle
my leader thinks ur evil but man he can suck a gun
kstyle's not the hacker's work
its ownage and it's rad
i'll never kstyle as long as i am stuck here in this clan

i hear u great young zheeeee
u are hungry for kstyle
but to learn the advanced techniques
better keyboards u must buy
leave ur clan and this stupid spraying channel
on the journey u must go to find the land of kstylers
in the expert channel of quest 1
where shotguns meet with revs
u will form a strong alliance
and the game's most awesome clan
to find ur fame and skills
through the channel u must walk
u will face ur inner kstyle
now
go
my
son
and
owwnnnnn

so he left fucking free channel
with hunger in his heart
and he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
but in the end he knew he would find his counterpart..
kstyle x4


whew that was long...
hey i finally wrote a long post!
some unknown words if u dont play gunz...

korean : founder of kstyle....pro!
bf : butterfly...one of the basic kstyle skill
ss : slashshot...another skill lol
superion : he's a boss in dungeon....large skull + skeleton doll

Wednesday 4 July 2007
the 2nd part of subahan vs miss ho is just in!

in the library during hom period
miss ho was taking 2D

teacher: next time u want to say the f word u should tell me first
sub: but it was in the lyrics
teacher: u mean u said it every time?
sub: ?
sub: yea
teacher: zomg how come i never hear at all

courtesy of zheeee pro in scriptwriting and all that ****
i finally found my lost voodoo doll....
in my bro's bag -.-

we had a dance battle today...
something like audi bboy
but i didnt take part lol
hooray this post is a step ahead to my 100th post