Thursday, 26 July 2007
79th post!
thank god for the cold weather now
its 10 times better than the hot season...
feeling very tired..
but tommorrow is guitar day!
a glorious day to play
and teach john kickapoo...
i didn't i was so powerful
that i made john guitar crazy...
and teach him the fake f chord
(zheeee's gonna kill me for this)

yesterday me and zheeee came up with
our very own version of guitar crash investigations...

8 minutes to disaster
zheee was getting ready to play master exploder
on his guitar...

7:40am..
he gets ready...
setting up his guitar and taking out his soft pick

7:41am..
he begins to warm up with a few simple chords...
unknowingly damaging the pick....

u see.....a pick is made of plastic...
and a soft pick is no exception...
its 0.45mm..
YES
its really thin...
so zheeee went on strumming hard...

7:45am
a crowd gathers and begins to hear zheeee showing off...
he plays master exploder..
E G D E G D E G D


7:46am..
the strings of his guitar are visible
and are glowing red hot....
the colour of metal being melted
seconds later
zheee's pick finally gave way
it broke into i dont know how many zillion fragments
thanks to the momentum of the pick...
the strings still continue to play...

7:47am..
the strings begin to catch fire...
slowly spreading to the rest of the guitar..
scientists guitarists call this the trench effect

7:48am
zheeee's guitar is completely on fire now...
because of the boost from the flames,
zheeee's guitar rocketed out and lauched
4 metres up in the sky before exploding
passer-bys were anstonished at the nice fireworks
the wreckage of the guitar later falls down
into residental area...i mean parade square area

dozens were injured...some dead
now using technology that no camera can go through..
we begin to investigate the series that happened to this mayhem

blah blah

upon closer study,
we discovered something called plastic fatigue
u see normal strumming patterns have a sort of 1 sec delay
so the pick bends up and down moderately
this has no effect whatsoever
but if the pick were to get strummed at 0.01 sec delay,
this breaks the aerodynamics of the pick....
with massive bending of the pick,
the plastic eventually wears down and gives way...
so there u have it
haha

morale: do not strum really fast